‘Ukrainian East Village Restaurant’ is one of the most anomalous yet charming places I know of. Located next door to the more popular (i.e. Americanized) Ukrainian joint - Veselka - this place is the most authentic Ukrainian restaurant on the isle of Manhattan as far as I am aware.
From the outside, it could easily be mistaken for a consulate office by way of its official-looking awning. Upon entering, there is a rather long, fluorescent-lit corridor, which is equally confusing. Eventually, there is a glass door that leads into a small space. The wood paneled walls and miscellaneous Ukrainian souvenirs inside make one feel as if in the den of a Ukrainian grandmother’s home. I am not sure how long the restaurant has been around but 50 years wouldn’t be a far-fetched guess.
All the classic Ukrainian foods are served there: beef and barley soup, Borsht, pork chops with buckwheat “kasha”, blintzes, and my personal favorite, varenyky (the Ukrainian word for “pierogies”).
Aside from its odd facade and literal name, the strangest thing about the restaurant is the back room (isn’t it always?). It’s not a bar nor an opium den. It’s a dance hall where on Friday nights lessons are given in, none other than, Argentine tango. No, really. You read that correctly. Obviously it makes no sense for a Latin dance to be practiced in a Ukrainian instituion, but you know what? It works.
A few weeks ago, Rene finally succumbed to my pleading for a tango class date night - God bless his heart. I personally had loads of fun and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t as bad for Rene as he had anticipated.
We stayed for dinner after the class.
As we ate and hung out, we saw dozens of couples - of all ages; Ukranian, Latino or otherwise - walk through to the dance hall with their dance shoes in tow, and none exiting. You really would think there was some illegal activity going on if you didn’t know any better. But no, these people just came to enjoy the forgotten traditions of couples dancing (sans twerking) and long-simmered foods.
Maybe in a few more Fridays I’ll convince Rene to go again so we practice our “ochos” - using varenyky as leverage, of course.





















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